The problem with family…

My family likes the abstract idea of being ‘close’ and everything associated with it. Except actually, you know, all the work that goes along with it. You know, let’s all pretend we would do anything for each other. Let’s all pretend that without each other we would be lost. The operative word in all of this…

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Surprise! Pregnancy will make you tired. Really, really fucking tired…

So, yesterday I fell asleep while eating. True story. I don’t think I’ve ever been this oh-my-god-I’m-so-fucking-tired in my entire life. My brain doesn’t seem to be computing things. Neurons aren’t talking to each other, mental messages a getting lost and only being retrieved five to six hours later. Shit, have you ever woken up…

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